Post Tea-break HRC Report

Post Tea-break HRC Report

reporter: Anjali Jhunja

The session started off with the delegates of China and Czech Republic joining forces ,however failing to impress the Chair with the reasons for such an alliance. They reported a bombing on Syrian beaches according to sources in their secret service. In response, the Chair counter-questioned them stating that there are no beaches in Syria. The delegate of the United States said that on behalf of President Barrack Obama,  three fighter jets would be sent to fly over Syria to make sure that the situation was in check. The delegate of China warned that this act would be invading airspace without permission which would be seen as a threat to the Syrian Government.

Update: UNSC: US convoys crossing the Jordan-Syria border were restricted.

Contents: Military grade weapons + tanks [still in possession of the US].

US jets continue to fly through Syrian airspace.

The delegate of Czech Republic raised a hypothetical example of sending three tanks and five jets over US territory, asking whether or not that would be an offense to the United States. The delegate of the United States retorted by asking whether the Czech Government could hypothetically afford it. The delegate of Czech Republic was personally offended that the US delegate was blatantly calling his country 'poor'.

Update: The Syrian President was shot in the head by unknown assailants. He is in hospital and his condition is critical. A militant was seen fleeing the site. Gun used: Sniper Rifle. Place of attack: Damascus where a conference was being held.

Delegates communicated their views and opinions on this news update.

Update:  The militant suspected of having shot the Syrian President, was apprehended trying to flee across the border. He confessed to the US forces that he was a Chinese national and part of the Chinese military.

The members of the Committee found this amusing [The delegate of China was being extra proactive]. Noticing the inappropriate giggles that filled the room, the Chair found it necessary to remind them that a President had in fact been shot!

The delegate of China tried to save her country's ass by accusing the United States and Russia of this travesty.

The delegate of Czech Republic raised a motion for caucus in order for the delegates to decide in a neutral atmosphere the details of the situation at hand, hoping to resolve issues in peace and harmony.